urban__spice

A funny tumblr.

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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(Source: manda, via tacobell-canon)

alizena:

#This could be us but you keep calling the police

alizena:

#This could be us but you keep calling the police

(via tacobell-canon)

(Source: jesus-san, via milesjai)

(Source: jesus-san, via milesjai)

(Source: jesus-san, via milesjai)

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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(via soundlyawake)

824706:

tacobell-canon:

Ladypug.

i hate this

824706:

tacobell-canon:

Ladypug.

i hate this

(via taggedbooty)

okaymad:

at the supermarket like

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(via taggedbooty)

trogdorthe-burninator:

daves-applejuice:

qodtiers:

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

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why are they in a cage?

otherwise they’ll eggscape

(Source: tsunbeare, via taggedbooty)

(Source: yungterra, via taggedbooty)